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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
reblogging for the story
omg lol
Lmmfao!
too much win
Omfgbgtfrjedgfhjgt
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^pandas aren’t boho. Pandas are pandas.
(Source: redwingjohnny, via purple-snow-flake)
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Pilot vs The End. Also: my finale analysis from two years ago.
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- friend: there's nothing worse than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: summer blogs
- me: when you're ugly
- me: post potter depression
- me: bands avoid your country
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- me: otp
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
- me: when you're fat
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